I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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