YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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