Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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