operation harelip BJ is a go
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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