well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Come share oat with me in your robe
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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