I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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