Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Randomize
