I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
That reminds me...we need to get swords
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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