I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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