I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
then he tried to convert me to islam
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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