you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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