Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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