just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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