I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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