Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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