wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
The adults are the big ones right?
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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