Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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