I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Randomize