I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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