You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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