well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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