That's intense
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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