we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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