porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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