well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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