i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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