Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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