I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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