As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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