yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
