Ambien. No doubt about it.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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