you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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