So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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