eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
She bit a glass in half.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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