I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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