It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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