Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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