plz talk dirty to me
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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