Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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