dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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