it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Randomize
