Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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