After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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