your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Randomize