My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
She needs sedatives and a leash
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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