Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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