Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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