Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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