I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Send help, water and tortillas.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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