This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Couch. On fire.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
