Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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