We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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