Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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